POSTED BY Rick Thompson
Signs Your Cooking Skills Have Gotten Rusty
8. You know one of these is a strainer and one’s a flyswatter; if only you could remember which is which.
7. Your kids have run away from home so they can eat at the homeless shelter.
6. Your husband just ate your son’s macaroni picture and complimented you on your improving skills.
5. You call the spatula “that flippy-turner paddle watcherjigger.”
4. Most people avoid the use of charcoal lighter fluid when making creme brulee.
3. You’re puzzled as to why yelling “double with cheese, no tomatoes” into the clown’s mouth you painted on your oven door has yet to produce results.
2. Rusty? Your tools are rusty; your skills are *fossilized*! … and the
#1 Sign Your Cooking Skills Have Gotten Rusty …
1. Every night at 6:15 sharp, Domino’s calls *you*
8. You know one of these is a strainer and one’s a flyswatter; if only you could remember which is which.
7. Your kids have run away from home so they can eat at the homeless shelter.
6. Your husband just ate your son’s macaroni picture and complimented you on your improving skills.
5. You call the spatula “that flippy-turner paddle watcherjigger.”
4. Most people avoid the use of charcoal lighter fluid when making creme brulee.
3. You’re puzzled as to why yelling “double with cheese, no tomatoes” into the clown’s mouth you painted on your oven door has yet to produce results.
2. Rusty? Your tools are rusty; your skills are *fossilized*! … and the
#1 Sign Your Cooking Skills Have Gotten Rusty …
1. Every night at 6:15 sharp, Domino’s calls *you*
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