SUBMITTED BY: Marla Patton Watson
Mothers Day Cake Recipe:
Light oven, get utensils and ingredients. Remove blocks from table. Grease pan, crack nuts, Measure two cups of flower. Remove JJ’s hands from flour. Wash flour off him. Re-measure flour. Put flour, baking powder and salt in sifter. Get dust pan and brush up pieces of bowl JJ just knocked in the floor.
Answer the door bell. Return to kitchen, remove JJ’s hands from bowl. Wash JJ’s hands, answer the phone, return. Remove ¼ cup of salt from greased pan. Look for JJ. Grease another pan. Answer phone. Return to kitchen and find JJ. Remove one hammer from bowl. Take up greased pan and find layer of nut shells in it. Head for JJ who flees, knocking bowl off the table.
Wash kitchen floor, table, walls and dishes. Call Baker…. Lie down!..
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